live your own lyfe

If you aint first, your last

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Hello Goodmorning: Now that JLO and Marc Anthony are over. This is my new favorite couple.

If she still thinks 69’s a number.. She’s to young for you bro!!!

This is for your Tuesday. Hold it close to you.

Pshh, Monday’s…

Hello Internet I’m back from vacation, slightly more tan.

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That wasn’t very nice.. A**

The cold war is still real to them damn it.

Go grandma(:

Clearly it’s what’s for dinner: Swanson Turf and Turf. I’m up for throwing another turf on there … why not?

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We’ll call this …”The Loneliest Cinco De Mayo.”

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Hello Friday Morning: Hey week .. you just got knocked out bitch.

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BAM

My kind of game